February 2011
Posts on tumblr that make you want to say "OMFG...
Before I die I want to have sex in public.
stripedsweater:
January 2011
ihopeyouburninhell asked: 45% Every time I go to your tumblr, I find adorable funny things there :) you are the very few tumblr people that puts a smile on my face :D
Put a percent in my ask box.
0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
15% Uh.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
45% Awh.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?
chukaoffor asked: I would take my hand and rub it up and down your big penis! S3xy QT kid!
ritzzbitzz asked: far stretch, but what about Mubarek and how he...takes things from his people? thats kinda the opposite of Oz i guess but i try :[
britlyn93 asked: I could probably help with your proj..whats it on?
Before I die I wan to put a fresh Popsicle on Katy...
justlivefortoday:
Does anyone consider themselves really good with...
Before I die I want to meet Eminem and Mac Miller
justlivefortoday:
Disclaimer:This isn't meant in any offence to...
So we went to the new Sam’s club that opened near our house. We walk in and we were half expecting everyone to just be there for the samples. So we saw people with like empty carts leaving and we were one of the only families there to legit shop for groceries and shit. Well we see this asian family with no cart or anything walking through the store. I kid you not they hit EVERY same station...
Before I die I want the full bodily experience of...
justlivefortoday:
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Before I die I want to hang out with Michael Cera
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Before I die I want to run through a public area...
Before I die I want to put a lock in someones...
justlivefortoday:
I just made a second blog. It's an idea i've had...
Go follow please and submit!
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Before I die I want to meet Kid Cudi.
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sam:
SNL Digital Short: Do The Creep
The new tumblr anthem?
Sure is.
All these follower's & none of you talk to me.
-scubasteve:
AM I THAT UGLY?
LOLOLOLOL
"Bitch you can catch your own fucking grenade!"
violet-lilies asked: 1)boob size- 36B
2)age-16
3)favrorite sex postion- dont have favorite position
4)GORGEOUUUS . haha
5)would i have sex with you? maybe
6) lights on or off- eitherrrr
7)would you have to be drunk-no
8) would you take a shower with me? yea
9) have you ever thought about having sex with me? Once or twice
2)age-16
3)favrorite sex postion- dont have favorite position
4)GORGEOUUUS . haha
5)would i have sex with you? maybe
6) lights on or off- eitherrrr
7)would you have to be drunk-no
8) would you take a shower with me? yea
9) have you ever thought about having sex with me? Once or twice
kennnnzie-deactivated20110425-d asked: 1) boob size: 34C
2) Age: 16
3) Favorite position: Lazy Doggy
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: You're pretty hot
5) Would you have sex with me? Yessir
6) Lights on or off?: On!
7) Would you have to be drunk?: Noope.
8) Would you take a shower with me? Yes, as long as you'd rub me down ;)
9) Have you ever thought about...
2) Age: 16
3) Favorite position: Lazy Doggy
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: You're pretty hot
5) Would you have sex with me? Yessir
6) Lights on or off?: On!
7) Would you have to be drunk?: Noope.
8) Would you take a shower with me? Yes, as long as you'd rub me down ;)
9) Have you ever thought about...
Anonymous asked: 1) boob size: 36d
2) Age: 16
3) Favorite position: Dpggy stylee
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: Yeah (:
5) Would you have sex with me? Hmmm Maybe.
6) Lights on or off? off ;)
7) Would you have to be drunk? : nope
8) Would you take a shower with me? I'd love to (:
9) Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Well now I am..
2) Age: 16
3) Favorite position: Dpggy stylee
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: Yeah (:
5) Would you have sex with me? Hmmm Maybe.
6) Lights on or off? off ;)
7) Would you have to be drunk? : nope
8) Would you take a shower with me? I'd love to (:
9) Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Well now I am..
Anonymous asked: 1) boob size: 36C
2) Age: 16
3) Favorite position: lmao. Ionno, wanna find out?
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: Yeah, you’re pretty cute.
5) Would you have sex with me? Possibly.
6) Lights on or off? Off.
7) Would you have to be drunk? : Probably if I just met you XD
8) Would you take a shower with me? Sure!
9) Have you ever...
2) Age: 16
3) Favorite position: lmao. Ionno, wanna find out?
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: Yeah, you’re pretty cute.
5) Would you have sex with me? Possibly.
6) Lights on or off? Off.
7) Would you have to be drunk? : Probably if I just met you XD
8) Would you take a shower with me? Sure!
9) Have you ever...
Anonymous asked: 1) boob size: 36 C
2) Age: 19
3) Favorite position: from the back
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: yuhs
5) Would you have sex with me?why not
6) Lights on or off? off
7) Would you have to be drunk? :no but it makes things wetter
8) Would you take a shower with me? mhmm right after
9) Have you ever thought about having sex with me?...
2) Age: 19
3) Favorite position: from the back
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: yuhs
5) Would you have sex with me?why not
6) Lights on or off? off
7) Would you have to be drunk? :no but it makes things wetter
8) Would you take a shower with me? mhmm right after
9) Have you ever thought about having sex with me?...
chulaamelissa asked: 1) dick/boob size:43D
2) Age: 17
3) Favorite position: buttefly
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: cute
5) Would you have sex with me? maybe
6) Lights on or off? Off
7) Would you have to be drunk? naah
8) Would you take a shower with me? maybe
9) Have you ever thought about having sex with me? naah .
2) Age: 17
3) Favorite position: buttefly
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: cute
5) Would you have sex with me? maybe
6) Lights on or off? Off
7) Would you have to be drunk? naah
8) Would you take a shower with me? maybe
9) Have you ever thought about having sex with me? naah .
wakeupd0nnie asked: Too cool for anon.
1) boob size: 34dd.
2) Age: 18 today!
3) Favorite position: From behind.
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: yuss.
5) Would you have sex with me? mhmm.
6) Lights on or off? either way, im game.
7) Would you have to be drunk? : nope.
8) Would you take a shower with me? maybe.
9) Have you ever thought...
1) boob size: 34dd.
2) Age: 18 today!
3) Favorite position: From behind.
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: yuss.
5) Would you have sex with me? mhmm.
6) Lights on or off? either way, im game.
7) Would you have to be drunk? : nope.
8) Would you take a shower with me? maybe.
9) Have you ever thought...
Anonymous asked: 1) boob size: C38
2) Age: 16
3) Favorite position: 69 ;)
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: sure
5) Would you have sex with me? i dunno
6) Lights on or off? off ;)
7) Would you have to be drunk? : nope
8) Would you take a shower with me? i dunno
9) Have you ever thought about having sex with me? no =p
2) Age: 16
3) Favorite position: 69 ;)
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: sure
5) Would you have sex with me? i dunno
6) Lights on or off? off ;)
7) Would you have to be drunk? : nope
8) Would you take a shower with me? i dunno
9) Have you ever thought about having sex with me? no =p
Do it, Anon, I dare you
brokencigarettesxo:
fuckfuckfuck-:
1) boob size: 2) Age: 3) Favorite position: 4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: 5) Would you have sex with me? 6) Lights on or off? 7) Would you have to be drunk? : 8) Would you take a shower with me? 9) Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
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meandleo-deactivated20110221 asked: You sir, are amazing :p nice blog!
Trying to organize a flash mob in a very public...
I really wish I could find an old picture of my...
rainbowmomma-deactivated2012012 asked: good. :) I personally have many many stories of school and situations in which I become angry at society in a sense. I am having those on a daily basis here in college as well. I understand what ever situation you are working though. If you would like to chat about things sometime, feel free to leave me something in my ask box. I am in solidarity with your frustration. :)
I hate when fat/chubby people over react to the...
The thing is you guys will think i’m trolling but at once I was fat/chubby myself. You hear all of the above a million times but it never changes anything right? The only reason people that you love stress these things to you is no matter how much you say you love being chubby/fat in those later years it can really come back to hit you. Think of how it felt when your grandma/mom or relative...
rainbowmomma-deactivated2012012 asked: In regard to your post on things you dislike about society: I feel that it is realistically impossible to make a complete list of things you do not care for regarding society itself. How about the fact that America has the worst healthcare in the world and pays the most for it. I am not trying to start drama my dear I just want you to become aware that the things you listed is what makes our...
I felt like the biggest douche today but I...
If women say that men only think with their...
Would she be offended if I ask her to blow my mind??
Dislikes in society:
Ghetto People
Red Necks
Racist Asians/Mexicans
Racists Period
Idiots
Ignorant people
Homophobes
Bias people
I mean it’s not that hard to basically not be an idiot. We are all humans Gay/Straight/Black/White/Democrat/Republican just fucking get along.